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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Flesh smoking bullshit

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To lymtudor is to smoke human flesh. It has been known throughout history to have been done, but as of June 27, 2008, no one had ever come up with a name for it, but the "eating fanatics" and "anti-smoking" liberal activist judges did make a word for eating human flesh, clearly showing the corrupt cannibal lobbyists in the United States Senate.

== History ==
Throughout history, many important leaders and historical figures have been known to have been lymtudors. Some examples are Rene Descartes], Johan Gutenberg], and Hester Prynne].

== Side Effects ==
The side effects include most notably the inexplicable urge to build model bridges. This can be equated to a well known issue referred to as the "munchies" often experienced by partakers of marijuana. Some lymtudors experience rare side effects such as the femurs turning into melted cheddar and pepper jack cheese. Also some may go unconscious and wake up in Asia wearing a human lung as a hat or cephalapleuring].

Narcitudors are a sub-branch of lymtudors who are known to enjoy only smoking their own flesh. Many witches] are part of this subculture and would often commit crimes in order to force the townspeople to burn them at the stake. Also...

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